i'm totally awesome | calamitousness

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calamitousness Dec 22, 2008 15:04

Ah, my second Christmas in Purgatorium. My second one ever, actually. I 'member how much fun I had last year, picking out presents and stuff. I think I still have some of those little machina around somewhere...

No, I gotta make them better this year. Way, way better ( Read more... )

attack of the blonde, machina is her life okay, i'm totally awesome, totally innocent this time, oh hey i remember that, greedy mcgreedykins, uhoh the thief is scheming, bombs go 'splody, god she's been around for so long, and just look at her go, this is her creative side, memories and all that jazz, ffff here we go again

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calamitousness Nov 28, 2008 18:27

Sheesh. Time flies when you're caught up in a project, huh? Guess I gotta work on that a little bit.

So, anyways. I'm in the mood for-well, I'm in the mood. I'll be back late tonight, Tony. ♥

[ooc; *screamies* idk if tony is living with her still or not, so if he isn't, just ignore this katie-baby.]

i'm totally awesome, tony, uhoh the thief is scheming, best you'll ever see, this should end well, you dirty dirty girl, this thief ttly pwns you, attack of the blonde, bored out of my head, best thief ever, ttly not hiding anything nope, sin is all in your head, greedy mcgreedykins, and just look at her go, yea idek anymore, totally not innocent, ffff here we go again, i'll just slide away now k

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calamitousness Oct 19, 2008 19:19

... Well. That was odd. At least I was still a girl.

Anyways. Tony-I believe we have a date~

oops my bad, event: age, i'll just slide away now kthx, purg you abuse me so, i'm totally awesome, totally innocent this time, embarrassment doesn't cover it, tony, and just look at her go, alcohol fixes all problems lol, lulz a date, memories and all that jazz

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calamitousness Oct 09, 2008 18:27

I'm thinking I'm going to build something. Like a hover. A big hover. 'Cause, y'know, a girl can never have too many hovers. I mean, they're so useful. I could tow things all the way across town and not even break a sweat.

A trip to the junkyard is in order, I think.

attack of the blonde, machina is her life okay, i'm totally awesome, more oil & grease tonight at ten, uhoh the thief is scheming, best you'll ever see, and just look at her go, yea idek anymore, this is her creative side, you dirty dirty girl

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calamitousness Sep 16, 2008 21:18

So many new people. ♥ Welcome to Purgaotrium, vnacrsayd~ My name is Rikku. I'm likely to employ most or all of you at some point or another.

Why, you ask?

Simple. Because not only do I run the only garage in this credruma, but I'm also the co- sole-owner of the Curious Cait Item Shop. Has a nice ring, yea~? I thought of the name. Anyways, I'm ( Read more... )

attack of the blonde, here kitty kitty, machina is her life alright, the curious cait, al bhed is the mother tongue, oh look at all the freshmeat, i'm totally awesome, it's the tattoo thing, best you'll ever see, and just look at her go, bribe bribe bribe, you dirty dirty girl

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calamitousness Sep 05, 2008 17:07

Okay, I want to know what you guys think. "You," being the general public. So...

Pay attention~!

If I got a tattoo, what and where should it be?

bored out of my head, attack of the blonde, gossip is her favorite sport, surprise surprise lol, i'm totally awesome, sparkle!spam mm, didn't see this coming huh, questions of course, this is her creative side, yea idek anymore, oh where oh where, lol srsly she is, mmm legality, you dirty dirty girl

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calamitousness Aug 26, 2008 14:58

Alright, so. Jumping into the river without checking how deep it is first is most definitely not a smooth idea.

But at least I got to swim a little~ Things are cooling down. I hope the seasons change soon.

purg you abuse me so, i'm totally awesome, speshul people, didn't see this coming huh, concussions lol, whoops my bad, doctors can gtfo, royal suckage, attack of the blonde, bored out of my head, guh still a klutz, aspirin is a gift tbh, embarrassment doesn't cover it, those jokes are awesome alright, ffff here we go again, i'll just slide away now k

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calamitousness Aug 03, 2008 13:22

Note to self; Never, ever, ever try to mix grenades and ethers while in an enclosed area. It will end badly.

insanity is fine too, owwie you meanies, machina is her life alright, the curious cait, purg you abuse me so, i'm totally awesome, speshul people, bombs go 'splody, concussions lol, whoops my bad, you dirty dirty girl, royal suckage, oops my bad, attack of the blonde, displeased rikku is displeased, surprise surprise lol, disasterrific, running away now kthx, she was here the entire time, walls are hard, more oil & grease tonight at ten, *cries moar*, guh still a klutz, ttly not hiding anything nope, i'm back now kthx, unfinished bomb, pretty explosions are pretty, those jokes are awesome alright, totally not innocent, asylum incognito

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calamitousness Jul 21, 2008 20:08

Well. I can tell some pretty interesting things happened while I was holed up in my garage. But y'know, I'm totally okay with that-I’ve had enough excitement lately, what with my birthday and all ( Read more... )

insanity is fine too, gossip is her favorite sport, purg you abuse me so, i'm totally awesome, why are people so retarded, speshul people, bribe bribe bribe, gd it guys gd it, you dirty dirty girl, oops my bad, attack of the blonde, bored out of my head, disasterrific, machina is her life okay, oh hey i love parties, talking in circles *sobs*, she was here the entire time, riku the soul-twin, more oil & grease tonight at ten, birthday tiems, i'm back now kthx, almost out of hand now, yea idek anymore, mmm legality, rant rant rant, asylum incognito

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calamitousness Jul 02, 2008 17:15

Oi, Allen. We've got a new tenant. His name is Tony, and he's gonna be with us for a while.

He's an engineer~

So I guess I'm going shopping. ♥

i promise she'll be in a bikini, attack of the blonde, allen, machina is her life alright, shop shop shop, i'm totally awesome, more oil & grease tonight at ten, tony, whoring out people is fun, foooooood, alcohol fixes all problems lol, mmm let's get some food, you dirty dirty girl